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Saturday Night Surprise

Its where u cum on a girls face and then throw pop rocks on it
Matt Miller was giving head and i decided to make it a saturday night surprise
by David and Jacob March 28, 2007
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dirty bourbon surprise

A bourbon concoction made up of Old Crow and grape flavored Nerds.
Gracie mixed a dirty bourbon surprise in her Sonic cup at the Thrift Store Cowboys concert.
by DickH May 12, 2008
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Surprise Party

During intercourse, oral sex, or mutual masturbation, the male ,upon reaching his climax, proceeds to ejaculate upon the torso of his partner. At this point the male tosses a handful of confetti all over his partner and yells "Surprise!"
Wow, that was fantastic, your sister will be scraping the remnants of that surprise party off of her chest for hours!
by Waffle XXX February 26, 2009
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fart surprise

Passing gas and passing a turd out with it; a fart with a lump in it.
I thought I had a little gas and it turned out to be a fart surprise.
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Shit Surprise

A variant of the "rusty trombone", this is where, after taking several kinds of laxitives, a man asks his partner for a rusty trombone. One they have assumed the position, with their mouth right in front of the man's cornhole, he drops a stinky duece right in their face (mouth, if possible) and yells "SURPRISE!"
Becky wasn't expecting it, but Carl gave her the worst shit surprise i've seen since Arnold got elected governer.
by SHIT SURPRISE November 13, 2007
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nantucket surprise

The act of pulling out of vaginal intercourse and engaging in imprumptu and brief anal intercourse and yelling "Surprise!!!"
Tom was getting it on with sue when he suddenly pulled out, shoved it in her a$$ and yelled "Surprise!!!" He never saw sue again.
by King Kong June 18, 2003
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surprise

A verb commonly used to describe the action of thrusting ones self against another without their knowledge.
This will often be the only action a ranga will ever get.
its not rape if you say surprise!!
by Kristen01 August 17, 2008
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