Eat My Steak & Blow Job Day

The same thing as Steak & Blow Job Day, but you cut the steak up into tips and apply around the penis and have a female eat the steak with steak sauce while she is sucking your penis. This holiday is celebrated on March 14th

Cook & Cut the steak its Eat My Steak & Blow Job Day!

by PrestyPoo November 13, 2012

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

by zaqwszsfdzsgf December 18, 2019

Steak Sauce a-la-from

That good good dish consisting of steak sauce, Hellman’s mayonnaise, peanut butter, and anchovies.

As the supreme leader of North Korea was about to execute me, he asked what I would like for my last meal.

I of course requested the Steak Sauce a-la-from.

by Seams July 4, 2023

My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy

Something a dumb motherfucker would say when they're given something that's arguably enjoyable to every normal person in the fucking world, used by the other party in mocking connotation

Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"

by chucklesmcfuckles September 1, 2025

steak jimmy

A Steak Jimmy is a delicious Rump Steak which has been carved from the rump of any person who bares the name Jimmy

mmm, That Steak Jimmy was amazing
Ill take a medium rare Steak Jimmy, Thanks

by The_Grand_Master_Pickle December 28, 2015

steak on

An expression to employ when the intent is to be vague. Of equivalence to the indian head bobble.

Commonly mistaken for "straight on" which is falsely thought to be derived from "right on", "right on" being an affirmative expression instead of one of vagueness.

Dude, steak on.

by two two one February 21, 2011

mom steak

A (typically) human placenta that is eaten for the abundance of vitamins that they contain.

"Right after bae had the baby, I wolfed down that mom steak and I'm feelin fly."

by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019