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Eat My Steak & Blow Job Day

The same thing as Steak & Blow Job Day, but you cut the steak up into tips and apply around the penis and have a female eat the steak with steak sauce while she is sucking your penis. This holiday is celebrated on March 14th
Cook & Cut the steak its Eat My Steak & Blow Job Day!
by PrestyPoo November 13, 2012
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Winking Steak

A misattribution of “winning streak”, used by individuals who are fans of perennial losing sports teams.

Also, an obscure fetish of women (or men) holding cuts of delicious meat while winking (their eyes).
Don’t worry. This next game starts our winking steak.
by bobby_peel September 30, 2023
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Garlic Double Steak Burger

Literally the greatest fast food invention known to man. A juicy fat friendly god amplified specimen of meat slapped on a bun.
I was hungry, so I decided to go to Steak n Shake and get a Garlic Double Steak Burger, with extra fries.
by Phil "Hot Dog" Kessel June 13, 2019
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Arm Steaks

The meat that hangs below a large woman’s arms.
Good lord Robin, did you see the arm steaks on that whale?
by Haaaaaaaam September 23, 2021
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You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth
You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth
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steak-fry

The shocker but vanilla

Also the symbol commonly used by Dane Cook
Stephanie wants the fry cook to steak-fry her.
by amphetaminesalt May 23, 2024
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steak umms

A used and destroyed vagina which hangs out of a dirty skank's filthy and rank jean shorts.
Excuse me! Hey! Miss! Your pussy is hanging out of your shorts and my son keeps tugging on it, his hands smell horrid now and it must be from your steak umms, I mean vagina flaps, please tuck that shit in and for God sake...go scrub your nasty vag! No Bobby, we cannot have steak umms for lunch!
by Cakencock August 25, 2022
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