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Alice Cullen stalking

Stalking someone in a way that Alice Cullen could - i.e. watching their past, present, and future.
Person A: You need to stop obsessing about Person C.
Person B: But they are about to get hit by a bus!
Person C: Stop Alice Cullen stalking me!
When you freakishly obsess over a specific person and you get pissed off at anyone who claims him for theirselves. Especially Nicole Roberts who used to obsess over this kid named Sean.
Awh shit, man, Nicole won't stop fucking stalking me. This bitch is crazy, hating on my girlfriend and sending her hate messages.
Stalking by loliluvme July 26, 2011

Pig Sticking 

Going on a big drinking night out and pulling then sleeping with a large ugly girl.
we are going out pig sticking tonight, i hope mine dosent smell to much!
Pig Sticking by RG14 October 2, 2009

Fish net stockings 

Stockings made out of fish net that wokes a woman look really hot and sexy. Makes you horney.
Kathy makes me horney in those fish net stockings.
Fish net stockings by Deep blue 2012 November 12, 2009

Stocking Stuffer 

Do a girl in the poop chute and, at any point, stuff your nuts in there too
The best time to do the stocking stuff is during ejaculation

stucking 

To perform a blowjob in an elevator, usually when the lights go out.
"So the power went out at work today while I was in the elevator, and this hott co-worker of mine started stucking me! It was great!"
stucking by Armizzle Dizzle February 19, 2008