"Dude! I was scoping this hot chick at the bar last night but then she spoke and she was a total ground squirrel. Her head was full of walnuts, total waste."
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Get the Ground Squirrel mug.A large rodent resembling a squirrel, a rat, and a raccoon. They vary in color, but are the size of an average brown bear. Thought to be connected to Illuminati. Related to the Algerian Squirrel.
First discovered in 1700's, these terrifying animals were found in a tomb of what could have been an alien tomb in Nigeria. Because of the terrifying appearance and creepiness of the tomb and animal, the tomb was sealed and the ordeal was completely covered up. That's why you never hear about Nigerian Squirrels anymore.
First discovered in 1700's, these terrifying animals were found in a tomb of what could have been an alien tomb in Nigeria. Because of the terrifying appearance and creepiness of the tomb and animal, the tomb was sealed and the ordeal was completely covered up. That's why you never hear about Nigerian Squirrels anymore.
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So i was getting dome one day, real nice, cummed in her mouth; and the next thing I new I had sticky pubic hair. I then realized that I had just been the victim of a Great White Squirrel.
by Shawny Shawny July 16, 2010
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Instead of a gay friend saying "Hey GURL hey!" to his gay bestie, he says "HEY SQUIRREL HEY!".
Instead of a gay friend saying "Hey GURL hey!" to his gay bestie, he says "HEY SQUIRREL HEY!".
Mike: HEY SQUIRREL HEY!
Matt: Hey SQUIRREL! Your looking FABULOUS today!
Johnny: I can't crack this nut, sometimes its not easy knowing if someone is a "squirrel". He might be a flying squirrel, not a prancer.
Chad: Tsk tsk. Yeah he might be hibernating in his tree.
Matt: Hey SQUIRREL! Your looking FABULOUS today!
Johnny: I can't crack this nut, sometimes its not easy knowing if someone is a "squirrel". He might be a flying squirrel, not a prancer.
Chad: Tsk tsk. Yeah he might be hibernating in his tree.
by kozmatic February 18, 2011
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