squee

see sqee please >< god i suck at spelling

erm... i was trying to spell squee but accidentally put in sqee

by lunarotimas February 28, 2005

Squeef

A a combination of a squirt and a queef. Usually induced during intercourse, however, can occur as a result of excitement or surprise.

Jody was so shocked at the sight of Tony jumping out of that closet that she squeefed her pants.

or

Although both flattered and aroused, Tony couldn't help but later feel disgusted by the thought of Jody squeefing all over his face. He would be more cautious while going down on her in the future.

by CaptainHowdy25 January 21, 2010

Squeebenhofen, Tra-quee III

A well-known avant-garde author, co-author of The Epic Adventure of Popes, Pineapples, Peni, and Prince Charles Being Carried Into the Abyss of My Lord," along with Beniquila Monsontra and Fippleosa McDurfur.

I have to write a report on Tra-quee Squeebenhofen III.

by Mel July 16, 2008

squeeblejim

used in a popular Ann Fraistat play about a defective detective, squeeblejim was used by the protagonist as a way of describing how he felt in an offbeat manner. Ann Fraistat is a talented writer from the DC area.

Johnson: OH MY GOD! you were just shot! how do you feel, det. Pimbly?
det. Pimbly: squeeblejim, Rick. just plain squeeblejim.

by lazystupidandcorrupt January 20, 2008

Squee

The semi soluble liquid mixture of jizz and poop that can be farted from from the anus following completion of anal sex. Some cultures view it as a delicacy.

Hold on to your hat, Georgia. I’m bout to Squee.

by TheRealRickStevens November 29, 2017

Squeakquel'ed

Binge drinking with friends to the point of vomiting, while watching Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009). The high-pitch voices of the chipmunks/chipettes cause you to induce your own vomiting to get it over with. Usually followed by getting munk'd to the prequel movie.

Michael only got squeakquel'ed once in his lifetime because it was just so goddamn irritating.

by magicmikexxl May 13, 2018

Squeegee

Ejaculating onto someone’s face and using your penis perpendicularly to wipe it off. The flick is a necessity.

“We got super wasted and I got to squeegee her face!”

by Peenboi March 8, 2019