When you buy so much dove body wash that you have filled your primary residence, and your only option in is to rent the neighbouring house and default on it.
There was a sexy party going on at number 13, but we knew the tenants were dove squatting. We sent Jonny in, and he confirmed it was everywhere.
by B-double-D April 24, 2020
opening both the front and back doors on your vehicle in order to "do your business" on the side of the road. Used to keep passing cars from seeing your exposed state.
Well now it was a long trip and I didn't wanna pull off the highway so I did a two door squat right off mile marker 234.
by dumptruckunclesam August 30, 2021
A word that was handcrafted and welded by the hands of Mcshlongs4u! It means anything.
It also means a very short person
It also means a very short person
by Mcshlongs4u July 23, 2023
The word diddly-squat is a direct linguistic cousin to doodly-squat. The term is used with a negative context to denote something that is minimal and inconsequential.
That doesn’t mean diddly-squat. And, that’s that.
by Andrew Cinerari August 06, 2024
"Boo Diddly Squat" is my second Sheryl Crow's "Soak Up The Sun" joke. "Boo Diddly," is a Super Mario Bros. series, ghost enemy. "Soak Up The Sun," mentions her job, "doesn't pay diddly squat," meaning it doesn't pay her enough. In this case, Sheryl Crow, in the Mario's Mushroom Kingdom, is angry, that Boo Diddly's doesn't get paid, for working for Koopa Bowser! A joke!
Sheryl Crow, is angry, that a Koopa Bowser minion, a ghost, is paid "Boo Diddly Squat" despite being, a great employee, of this boss! A joke!
by I'mcrazy August 09, 2024
The experienced nurses commented that new orderly at the nursing home didn't know "bean squat" about working with alzheimer patients.
by MTPackerBacker March 11, 2016
Do you you know Steve?
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck
by Frogsquatch November 11, 2020