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Squatted

The term used to describe when Games Workshop stops producing or ending support of a specific line or army. The term gets its name from the Squats, the first faction from Warhammer 40k to get squatted.
"Did you here? GW said the Nid's might be getting squatted."
"Oh shit, that sucks."
"Yeah, but at least we're getting five more Primaris Lieutenants."
by Beans4Every1 January 23, 2021
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squat toilet

A toilet that is popular is asia, japan, and some other countries. To use it, remove your pants, then stand over the pan. If possible, face towards the hood of the toilet. Avoid squatting directly over the hole, as this can splash water back up. Then, squat down. Bend gently at the knees and lower yourself down into a deep squat. Poop, and then see what is available to clean your butt. If toilet paper is provided, use it, and then throw it away in the toilet paper bin, rather than in the toilet itself. If there is a sprayer instead, simply spray your butt and wipe it with your hand. Then flush, retrieve you pants, and leave.
I’m gonna go use the squat toilet.
by curlypoo December 24, 2020
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Taco squat

That cunt just taco squated me! She's hacking.
by Feldokkon January 9, 2019
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squat pot

Another way of saying squat toilet. Pooping in them is always an adventure, if you fail to aim, you could shit all over your shoes.
I’m gonna go use the squat pot.
by curlypoo December 25, 2020
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stiffy-squat

The exceedingly uncomfortable and inconvenient bent-far-forward position that you are forced to assume when sitting on the toilet and trying to urinate, but you have a "stubborn" boner that refuses to "relax", and so you have to awkwardly lean way over with your head down between your knees in order to rotate your abdomen far enough to get the tip of Mr. Happy down into the bowl.
It's a good idea to take a good long whiz **before** "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with a luscious chick --- especially if you also take a Viagra/Cialis pill prior to said bouncy-bouncy --- to avoid any unexpected stiffy-squats.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
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judo squat

when a judo instructor poop while you are sparring
person 1: I took my first judo lesson

person2: how did it go?
person 1: Half way through sparring I felt some brown sludge

person 2: you definitely experienced a judo squat
by come hawk March 20, 2024
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Squat-Fuck

"I don't give a fuck if you're on your last warning, gimme a 20% goodwill discount or I'll kick your teeth down your throat, you miserable little Squat-Fuck"
by Smear test August 23, 2017
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