Nut Squat

Adj- the act of working out the male genitalia in various forms of activities such as tea bagging, sexual intercourse, and blow jobs.

Plural adj- Nut squats/ nut squatting the act of performing multiple times. Nicolajai The Great Greek

My preworkout exercise consists of 20 nut squats in the locker room.

by JaiGuyBowie July 29, 2016

squat cobbler

When a grown man sits in a pie... For sexual gratification

Oh my god Michael!! That's an incredible example of the squat cobbler....

by Baldy64 August 17, 2016

squat cobbler

An "art" that involves the act of squatting in a pie, rubbing your ass cheeks in it and recording it as a fetish video . Mentioned in AMC's Better Call Saul.

Jimmy: "He was making squat cobbler videos for a wealthy gentleman."

by straight_busta August 31, 2016

Squatting

The act of sitting on ones face for sexual pleasure

last night was hot! She was squatting on my face and it was amazing

by Jmar90266 January 10, 2019

squatting

When having unprotected sex and you're supposed to pull out to cum but don't. You're now squatting as you would be in a house.

Nobody likes a good squatting. It's so rude.

by wildvan77 November 20, 2021

squat cobbler

The act of putting one's buttocks into a fresh pie, and wiggling their cheeks back and forth.

Some prefer that Squat Cobbler also involve the participant crying while performing the act.

Dude, don't eat that Key Lime Pie! Pryce just used it for squat cobbler!

by bigjohnston September 3, 2016

Squat cobbler

When a guy sits in a pie and wiggles around.

Mr. Warmalt is a consenting adult who sometimes engages in squat cobblering.

by Sdab September 2, 2016