Springbean

Proper noun. Bastardised version of "Pugwall Summer's" Stringbean, and refers to absolutley fuckin anyone. Used instead of mate, buddy, pal, fella.

Alright Sprinbean.
Is Springbean coming out to play?(Springy, Springos, Springio, Springos etc)

by felchmeister General October 22, 2003

Spring tester

Fat person. Expression often used by taxi drivers who had overweight punters approaching their cabs. Obviously the suspension springs were about to be put under more stress than normal.

Look at that those two women coming out of the shop. They are both a couple of spring testers!

by Kev in hants June 26, 2007

Spring Fake

Going on a "Spring Break" vacation even though you have graduated.

I can't wait for Spring Break! SPRING BREAK (YEAR)! WOOO!

- You aren't in school, you don't get a spring break.

SPRING FAKE (YEAR)!!!! WOOO!

by pooksmcgee February 6, 2010

Springuish

The glorious event in which Winter finally turns to Spring, just when you think you can't handle it anymore.

Just when Molly was about to run screaming through the downtown because of the never ending winter, Springuish happened.

by mauditsalot March 22, 2010

Spraying beef

Making silent and horrendously smelling farts which smell like beef or pork sausage.

Holy shit! Smells like Shoneys in here. Quit spraying beef!

by elpinche November 22, 2011

spring broken

A condition characterized by psychological and/or somatic malaise, resulting from overzealous partying while on Spring Break.

Man, I'm so spring broken I feel like I did one too many shots of turpentine.

by shart attack December 17, 2012

spring onion

Term used by peadophiles to describe young and naive children.

Peadophile 1:There's a new shipment of spring onions comign in.
Peadophile 2:Great news, i'll bring the Pokemon cards.

by Rory Rockbottom October 18, 2013