alberta size

Alberta size is a term used to describle the quality of woman in the demographic of alberta, usually cities like medicine hat and lethbridge and hit hard with the obesity epidemic mostly 74% of theses citys are overrun with heffers

Hey man ! what happen with that tinder girl you were going to hook up with , bro im done with tinder ,all the girls turn out to be alberta size

by Mr right now November 2, 2017

snack sized coke can

A short and fat penis. A chode.

Barack Obama is packing a snack sized Coke can.

by PseudoAnarchist July 18, 2019

Fun size

Fun size - Sitting height for physical compatability purposes.

Eg1..🧘 ♂️84 +🧘 ♀️104 = ( . )🙄( . )

Eg2..🧘 ♂️84 +🧘 ♀️80 = It's a match! 💋
Eg3..🧘 ♂️110 +🧘 ♀️104 = It's a match! 💋
Eg4.. 🧘 ♂️110 +🧘 ♀️80 = it's your daughter?

Height matters for 🐎 Are you a horse? ♋..Think about it.. It's lots more fun when your body sizes match.

What's your 🧘 ♀️ fun size?

by Sayithowyouseeit March 19, 2021

keyser soze

Keyser Soze is real.
He is a real character. He is not a "filmstar".
There is a Keyser Soze out there everywhere. Who knows who it could be. Me? No.
Think about your job.. why are you doing that job.. would it benefit anyone but your company? You bet you, Keyser Soze. You could be working for him and not even know it. He calls the shots.

Keyser Soze is an effective method of scaring children. Go to sleep or Keyser Soze will get you.

by James Brown August 4, 2004

plus size

a beautifly shaped female with some extra meat on her body. Must have very prety face.

Look at that plus size model on a runway. I'd love to kiss her chubby belly.

by plussize August 24, 2009

soiler

1) An unclean individual who pollutes his immediate environment and those around him.

2) A bad influence

3) A rich Norweigan

"Peg, that girl you got off with last night was such a soiler!"

by James January 30, 2004

Seize The Day

A clever, yet classy way of telling someone that you gave a blowjob. Can be said in public and on social networks with no shame and no suspicion. If you really want to be inconspicuous, you can even simply say "carpe diem" while encouraging someone to do it.

Derives from the obvious acronym "S the D", i.e. "suck the dick"

Girl 1: How was that party last night?! Did anything interesting happen?
Girl 2: Yeaa I seized the day!
Girl 1: YOU GO GIRL!

Girl 1: I don't know if should hook up with him or not! Should I do it?
Girl 2: Yes do it!! Carpe diem!
Girl 1: You're right! I have to seize the day!

Guy 1: Dude did she seize the day?!
Guy 2: Hell yes she did!
Guy 1: YOO MY MANN *bro hug*

A Slut: NOW IS THE TIME TO SEIZE THE DAY!

by Roccstar October 10, 2012