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Cookies and cream smoothie

When you're getting pegged by a girl but you shit and cum at the same time.
Bro me and Jessica had a crazy night yesterday. We even had a cookies and cream smoothie.
by S.A alpha January 2, 2021
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Sour patch smoothie

When your eating out a girl and she pisses in your mouth and you collect some of it in your mouth and try to spit it back into her vagina
She gave me a Sour patch smoothie last night i Don't think I'll see her again
by I hate avrin February 17, 2022
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Mr. Smooth

Bro where’s Mr. Smooth? Oh he’s over there
by The Mr smooth September 4, 2018
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dirty blueberry smoothie

Another variation on the blueberry smoothie. After creating the blueberry smoothie, the person who is to eat the smoothie out of the host pussy sticks his/her finger up the girl's ass and plays with her poopshoot while eating her out. When finished consuming the blueberry smoothie, the finger is pulled out of her asshole and licked clean by the consumer of the smoothie.
This should not be confused with a chocolate blueberry smoothie, in which the smoothie is made in the ass instead of pussy.
"Wow, this bitch I picked up at a bar last night was a total freak... she loved me playing with her asshole, so I decided to make a dirty blueberry smoothie. I love dessert!"
by Anita Creampie October 10, 2008
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smoothie

When you are hooking up with a girl (or boy) and she is rapidly twirling her tounge in your mouth.
Dude! Last night I went to the movies with this chick, and when I started making out with her, she stuck her tounge deep in my mouth and gave me a smoothie.
by masterah October 7, 2009
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Smoothies

A Bay Area expression for being on reasonably good terms with another individual or group.
"We was beefin', but we quashed that beef and now we's on smoothies."
by mizensla July 11, 2009
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smooth carl

Act of deficating in a tube sock and instead of hitting your partner or someone with it wait till they put their foot in the sock
"Joe didnt know what hit him until his foot was covered in crap from the smooth carl"

"After sex John smooth carled me"

"Last night i got smooth carled on both feet"
by Zack Freebird April 22, 2008
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