Skeet

to pee on someone, to urinate upon someone, to release your bladder.

omg put that away you just skeeted on my shoe!

by doesntmatterhatter August 07, 2006

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ninja skeet

An un-explainable random white residue found on your clothing.

Yo Bro, Looks like you got ninja skeet on your new jacket.

by chrism2yo January 24, 2008

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skeet face

a large amout of man juice on a womens or mans face

"that girl went to my house and got total skeet face"

by tyler francis May 15, 2006

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skeet beaver

Any unhelpful customer service representative. Usually found working in banks, post offices, IT departments, or all levels of government service. Often noted for an undeserved sense of superiority, a skeet beaver's main defining feature is a general cluelessness about how to help their customers.

Can be used for any person paradoxically both too smug and too inept to do a decent job.

John: Dude, did you get your refund?

Mark: I was on the phone for an hour with some skeet beaver, finally I just gave up.

John: Yeah, dude, that money is gone.

by Quackenblatz June 12, 2008

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skeet ball

A game in which a man ejaculates on a womans face, and landing in various parts earns a different score. The point value is as follows:

Chin: 10 pts
Mouth: 20 pts
Nose: 30 pts
Eyes: 50 pts

I got to play skeet ball with Jessica last night. I scored a 120. Plus I made her cry.

by VaJJ G September 07, 2007

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