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Simp

Noun.

Short for "simpleton". Someone who goes out of their way to be kind to a person they want to have sex with,
typically to the point of sacrificing one's own dignity and allowing oneself to be walked over. Simping is typically considered a violation of prudential norms and is often considered irrational behavior, usually on the part of horny men.
"John Rivers from the Vox Veritas Discord server is a complete and utter simp."

"Gunslinger lets his own girlfriend snowball him. What a fucking simp."
by Fuhrer Hund May 1, 2021
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Just an retard thinking hes gonna have every singe girl wanting him if they help out on whatever they ask them to do.
That guy is such a simp.
by IPrince May 15, 2021
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A word that other guys call each other but never mean it. (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
by Georgethegenome May 19, 2021
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When your friends leaves a game to talk to his other half
David is a simp for Emily when we play a game
by Carys May 27, 2021
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(S)uper (I)ntense (M)inecraft (P)layer
person 1: Bro you're a simp!
person 2: HELL YEAH I AM
by newwordsperday June 23, 2023
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gregory henry jackson is a huge simp
by pimp4life16 June 9, 2022
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NOT a crush, but you find everyone attractive; you can never settle with one person for too long, unless you are a minor simp, so then you only simp for one or two people. But if you are a REAL simp, you will have such a long list you will forget half the people and randomly remember them. You're always adding more to the list, almost every day.
me: *takes 2 hours explaining how a ton of people are attractive*
friend: geez bro you're such a simp
by dnf_simp612 June 27, 2022
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