Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.
Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.
Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.
Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
by DarthKieduss February 28, 2014
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1. man, yesterday was completely crazy, i was on so much shit I can't even remember how I got home.
2. -how was yesterday?
- fine
- how fine? were you on shit?
2. -how was yesterday?
- fine
- how fine? were you on shit?
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