shart baby

When a man sharts on a women's vagina and impregnates her with his own shit, thus creating a shart baby

My friend Liz is a shart baby because she was concieved during a very messy accident involving a shart invasion in her mother's vaginal canal.

by boobs mcgee 69 August 25, 2008

Group Shart

When a group of nasty people get together in a circle and decide that sharting is now a group activity.

Dylan said "HEY MAN! LETS GO GROUP SHART. IT'LL BE AWESOME."

by UKno December 16, 2013

Shart Shot

A drink made with jagermeister and chocolate syrup and garnished with a candy corn

I got totally fucked up on shart shots!

by tittytittybangbang August 22, 2010

burble shart

pretty self-explanatory; a mainly water based shart accompanied by a sound much like that of a flowing fresh water spring

Everything was cool until Steve let a burble shart go in the back seat.

by luna the tiny July 24, 2011

Turbo Shart

A extraction of extremely gross poopy mixture, which occurs accidently when trying to fart. Turbo sharts are much more vile than average farts. They tend to gain distance from the sharter.

Guy: Fuck! I just TURBO sharted all over.

by Dev B. November 9, 2008

Sharts McGee

some one who isn't afraid of farting loudly in a public place.

Shelby: What's that smell?
Courtney: It wasn't me
Bettina: For once it wasn't Sharts McGee!

by Sloshsloshslosh May 10, 2009

shart cart

a type of vehicle that sits on rails similar to a mining cart. The difference between the two is that a shart cart is powered solely by the rider and his ability to generate thrust in the form of a whirlwind of shart spraying from his anus.

joseph: dude my stomach feels like its about to explode but i need to get to my girlfriends house!
bob: dude just take the shart cart there! its a win win situation!

by bagelboy40404 June 24, 2010