Sadlypathetic

When something or someone is past the regular means of being pathetic, but is almost depressing in how it is

It would have pathetic if Benny didn't how to play Go-Fish, but it was sadlypathetic that he almost drowned while trying to learn so.

by Misser BYA! June 2, 2009

saddle blanket

Slang for native american. Derived from the days native americans rode horses while sitting on blankets instead of saddles. Best used while refering to a good friend. Or funny moment won't be so funny. Atleast pick someone with a sense of humor

Hey, saddle blanket get over here. We got to go.

by wdomkr December 24, 2009

Saddlecock

1. The title that is given to a mans lower half once he commits the unspeakable act of sex with a horse

He banged the black stallion so hard now he has saddlecock

by Merv Griffin October 5, 2010

Saddle Swagger

A prostitute who lives in Nevada who rides people like horses with swag

"im gonna go find myself a saddle swagger for a fun night. SWAG!"

by pimpin4life September 24, 2011

saddle meat

A washed up bicycle racer, a biker who has seen better days.

Lance Armstrong ain't much more than saddle meat these days.

by bsieb February 13, 2012

Saddle Crotch

The extremely splayed and bruised vagina of a cowgirl that also has faint hint of equine.

Man, I met this hot cowgirl at McClintock's Saloon the other night, but when we got back to her place she had some serious saddle crotch!

by Rudi Peni August 19, 2013

saddlebagged

When a man has his penis shot off and is left with only his testicles looking like saddle bags.

Greg was saddlebagged, and can no longer piss standing up.

by Killerrabbit November 5, 2013