queef ninja

One who comes in the middle of the night and has sexual acts with you under the covers and you don't know about it until the next morning when you wake up and queef

Queef Ninjas are also known as a Queef assassin or a Queef Zilla, Queefinator

by Jerkin and Squirtin December 25, 2007

queef nut

when a girl farts out her vagina and a nut comes out

WHOAAA that girl had a queef nut.

by mowill23 May 17, 2009

queef keef

A young boy whose name is Keefer that has a mangina. He queefs a lot.

What's up Queef Keef?!?!?

by TheyCallMeBigMike March 13, 2014

queef inhaler

After sex occurs and therefore possibly a queef would slip out, a sexual act would happen in which the man (or woman) would wait with his lips around the lady's vagina and wait for a queef to happen so he can literally inhale it, and swallow the fumes.

"That dude's a freak, hes a queef inhaler"

by Maxyboi July 3, 2006

queef smuggler

When you collect someones queef in a jar and release it in another room

Pippa was a known queef smuggler, she smuggled Mairianne's queef into the dining room last tuesday.

by Mr Q. Smuggler January 4, 2011

queef squirt

When a woman sucks in air using her kegel muscles creating an air bubble inside the walls of her vagina then forcing the air out with a strong push releasing semen that has been recently ejaculated inside of her.

Joey: What is Kristin doing?
Max: Giving us a queef show.
Jason: Didn't someone just bust a nut in her?
Kristin: Splash bitches!
Max: She just gave us the old queef squirt
Jason: I need a towel.
Joey: Telluride is weird.

by Jmac-Gtown March 11, 2011

queef muffle

a fanny fart sound suppressor

it was her first time with him so she prepared her queef muffle to avoid embarassment z

by thedreadeddan December 2, 2011