by cowgirl2018 January 21, 2017
Get the pretzel pop mug.A fun school game usually played at break time (recess). The game was that you and a bunch of friends were split into two teams, one being the the security squad and the others being the people trying to capture the president. One person was randomly picked to be the president and the security squad had to escort the president from location A to location B whist ensuring the capturers weren't able to get the president and take him to a different location. Any and all physical violence is permitted to protect or capture the president.
Security Squad: Follow us mr president, make sure the president doesn't get captured and taken to the football pitch.
Capturers: We gotta take out the security squad all at the same time and take the president to the football pitch.
Protect the president : A game for lunch time or break.
Capturers: We gotta take out the security squad all at the same time and take the president to the football pitch.
Protect the president : A game for lunch time or break.
by Vinster_BulletClub4Life_ March 12, 2017
Get the protect the president mug.by Tye95 March 24, 2017
Get the Pretzel Rodding mug.Janna: Hey Karen did you have sex with your boyfriend last night?
Karen: I was about to but when I pulled down his pants he had a nasty pretzel stick so I kicked his ass to the curb after.
Janna: Damn rip.
Karen: I was about to but when I pulled down his pants he had a nasty pretzel stick so I kicked his ass to the curb after.
Janna: Damn rip.
by epicbullet497 May 24, 2017
Get the Pretzel Stick mug.An exciting masturbation technique for the more experienced and flexible. You put your arm behind your body and bring your hand underneath and between your thighs while squatting. Grabbing your little fella and slap it till it lamattacks everywhere. The shape you end up in resembles a pretzel
1) When you become bored of solo one handed cranking , Change it up with a pretzel wank.
2) If your stuck in a situation where you are crammed in a tight space and alone. Why not have a pretzel wank?
2) If your stuck in a situation where you are crammed in a tight space and alone. Why not have a pretzel wank?
by Itsfarkinchriso June 1, 2017
Get the Pretzel wank mug.The amount of power or strength it requires for one to pull apart a soft pretzel in relation to the distance of obstacles around the pretzel in question. The amount of time the pretzel has sat at room temperature factors in this equation as well. PF= √p/f/d.
This term is actual chemistry, however. The usage is a phenomenon that typically occurs on Saturday happy hour dates to Scottsdale Beer Company, AZ. Especially when sitting next to handsome men when the pretzel plate is far too near one's beverage.
This term is actual chemistry, however. The usage is a phenomenon that typically occurs on Saturday happy hour dates to Scottsdale Beer Company, AZ. Especially when sitting next to handsome men when the pretzel plate is far too near one's beverage.
by Katesridiculousness April 19, 2018
Get the Pretzel force mug.The great not-so-democratic country producing the best convoluted lye-treated dough product ever seen to mankind.
Major political and military power in parts of germany.
Pretzels are not to be ingested.
Major political and military power in parts of germany.
Pretzels are not to be ingested.
The Pretzel House Republic took over the whole country of Austria.
North Korea is sympathizing with the Pretzel House Republic for their huge supply of weaponized Pretzels.
North Korea is sympathizing with the Pretzel House Republic for their huge supply of weaponized Pretzels.
by Secretary fo alternative facts October 3, 2017
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