shit piss

A "Shit Piss" is when your doody is so loose you feels like you are pissing out of your ass.

1. It looks like somebody "Shit Pissed" all over that toilet.

2. Those wings fucked up my stomach, I'm going to have to "Shit Piss" in about a minute.

by Jutty Haines May 12, 2008

horse piss

A slang term referring to bad, cheap, beer with a rather weak taste. Examples are Budweiser, Natty, Keystone, and Miller Lite, and Coors Light.

Rob: "Man, I wanna get WASTED tonight!!! Ya know what I'm sayin'?"
Mike: "Here, drink this can of horse piss."
Rob: "ALRIGHT DUDE!!! I love Natty Ice! 5.9% alcohol content baby! Get in my belly!" (chugs it)
Mike: "Uh, that was a joke, man. Mr. Ed just took a leak into that can, seriously. I didn't think you'd actually drink it."
Rob (loses his lunch all over the floor)

by Nick D August 26, 2004

no piss test

a way to refer to the fact that you have time to get high until your next drug test or job.

also can be a reference to relaxation or taking it easy. getting a break.

when i get back (from military service) i will have 90 days to decompress.no drill. no piss test...

by Jesse Colburn January 12, 2008

power piss

The act of holding ones urine for an extended period of time and the forcing it out at a high speed and velocity, often for the purpose of blasting caked-on feces from the walls of toilets.

Timmy gritted his teeth and blasted the remaining shit off the walls with a power piss.

by kindpastor January 21, 2007

piss twitch

The shudder or shiver you have during or immediately after urination.

I just did a piss twitch...sprayed the wall and covered me leg!

by The brothers filth September 16, 2007

Piss Fit

A condition that is very common in Australia.
When an individual drinks a large amount of alcohol on a regular basis they get conditioned to the point that hangovers and side effects hardly ever occur and multiple beverages of various alcoholic mixes do not make them feel too drunk to function properly or nauseous.

see how many beers Azza sculled last night?” - “yeah that cunt’s fucking piss fit”

by CYCD September 9, 2011

taking the piss

1) to do/say something without intent

2) to do/say something for the hell of it

3) joking

Is Lola being serious or is she just taking the piss?

by Anonymous July 7, 2003