Halal Pi

When the digits of the number π used in a given calculation to a certain degree of accuracy to produce a product need to be checked and approved by certified Islamist or Mohammedan educators before it could be sold to green customers.

The Taliban warn green publishers that only math titles that have the “halal pi” stamp on them could be used in local universities.

by Fasters February 10, 2022

slinging pies

The act of delivering pizza.

Bobby Fresh is slinging pies for papa johns.

by Superchill November 1, 2014

party pies

From the outside, they look like regular pasty filled with meat. On the inside, they are hotter than the sun. Party pies give 5th degree burns.

Nina: hey, want some party pies?
Owen: no.
Nina: why not?
Owen: I’d rather not burn my mouth with food capable of giving third degree burns.

by dolebludgersgetout November 7, 2019

Pied

When someone you plan on spending time with, ghosts you or drops you for something else with a rubbish excuse. You've been pied.

See also, definition of busy.

Am gettin pied .

He's pied you off for someone else.

He pied me off to go out with them instead.

by Phoenixfiredragon October 29, 2022

pi

British slang. Short for “pious.”

‘“Oh goodness no,” Guy would say—“Anthony’s holding out for canonization!” Anthony was rather pi.’

(Miranda Carter, Anthony Blunt: His Lives (quoting Jackie Hewit)

by Dictionary Johnson July 16, 2023

Is Pi Democrat or Republican?

When politicians and philosophers fail to agree whether the irrational number π subscribes to the liberal or woke ideology of the Democratic Party, or shares the conservative or puritan beliefs of the Republican Party (and maybe even the MAGA gospel of the Trumpublican cult).

Metamathematicians don’t think that π will ever conform to the biblical value of three, which is preached by some alt-right Christian nationalists, while far-left ethnomathematicians divine that π holds the secret to the workings of the universe. Is pi Democrat or Republican?

by Numerati June 28, 2025

protien pies

When someone eats cum out of someone else’s ass hole

Josh loves protien pies

by Wysg October 25, 2018