A statement that provides little to no importance, leaves the audience in confusion and is usually followed up with, “and then I found $20” to regain some attention to one’s self.
Hey guys! While was driving to work today, I saw this bird flying this morning pretty high in the sky.... and the I found $20! - that is a Patrick statement
by Professional Fur Handler August 25, 2018
Noun: the first pee you take after ejaculation from anal sex. “Salt water” (the sea) and a “starfish” (Patrick)
“I’d rather snuggle, but I’ve got to go take a Patrick spray.”
“As long as I take a Patrick spray, she doesn’t make me wash it first.
“As long as I take a Patrick spray, she doesn’t make me wash it first.
by Hal2001 April 20, 2023
Patrick Boobies are cool!
by patrick boobies June 17, 2021
The Top shutdown cornerback in the NFL. He will ruin any recievers day. It's very hard to catch a pass when within 100 feet of this man.
Ben: You haven't caught one ball I've thrown to you today.
Antonio: Well... I am being covered by Patrick Peterson.
Antonio: Well... I am being covered by Patrick Peterson.
by FBKing100 April 24, 2016
by Patrick’s wife January 14, 2023
“When a one-eyed Vietcong stripper shoves her finger in your ass while stroking your cock and slobbering all over your balls in the jackinthebox parking lot”
by Black_Patrick February 08, 2023
by Mr. Morningstar July 09, 2021