patookey

turd, poo, excrement, loaf, manure

What a load of horse patookey.

by d-dizzle fo shizzle July 5, 2008

patnolet

to grow facial hair out of pure anger or to enduce anger in others

patnolet grows beard to breed anger and hurt feelings.

by josseppi October 25, 2009

patrol widow

A navy wife who sleeps around while her husband is out to sea.

I'm going to the bar on the base tonight to try and pick up a patrol widow.

by fifth of forth July 7, 2011

patholiday

Calling out 'sick'; feigning illness to extend the holiday vacation.

Each year I save two sick days for December 24 and January 2 - my traditional patholidays - the first to get ready for Christmas and the second to regroup for the New Year.

by amatsam January 3, 2012

Patoonchi

1. Another word for Vagina.

2. A word to describe someone you don't really like.

1. You're patoonchi needs to be cleaned.
2. Brah, it smells like patoonchi up in here

1. Bro, this chick is a patoonchi.
2. Look at all these patoonchis!

by RataTattatty January 18, 2013

panooling

Canoeing in a pool.

Instead of driving to the river, lets go panooling instead.

by Joshy_Effect October 9, 2013

pathological flyer

One who constantly declines invitations to gatherings and events using the excuse of having to take a flight for work.

John: Why isn't Mikey here?
Rick: He wanted to make it, but he's leaving for Butte, Montana tomorrow.
John: Yeah right, that pathological flyer.

by teknix December 7, 2013