When a person ever so delicately implements the Onision™ technique of looking up and quoting word definitions into their argument.
Bob: Sandra, he's 14 you're a pedo.
Sandra: Actually Bob, pedophilia is the attraction to pre-pubescent children, which he is not.
Bob: Whatever, ephebophile. You've just got fucking onion boy syndrome.
Sandra: Actually Bob, pedophilia is the attraction to pre-pubescent children, which he is not.
Bob: Whatever, ephebophile. You've just got fucking onion boy syndrome.
by EzzieHime.jpg June 01, 2018
"so I tied an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. There weren't any white onions back then, because of the war, the only ones you could get were those big yellow ones"
by TornadoGordo February 08, 2018
A small slice of onion kept in the breast pocket used to let supreme overlord Kim Jong Un cry whenever necessary.
"Wasn't it so sad seeing Kim Jong Un cry at his brother's funeral?"
"Nah, he was using the Kim Jong Onion"
"Nah, he was using the Kim Jong Onion"
by Fucking kill yourself January 12, 2017
PERSON 1 “How come you know about my new job at McDonald's?”
PERSON 2 “I make it my business to know what's going on.”
PERSON 1 “Wow, you really do know your onions.”
PERSON 2 “I make it my business to know what's going on.”
PERSON 1 “Wow, you really do know your onions.”
by C L G July 04, 2021
by Shrek the mighty ogre January 19, 2017
Take one large onion, cut the top off, remove core while leaving the outer skin intact. Carefully shit into the onion and then bake at 350°F for 45 minutes or until the shit is bubbly and warm. Immediately serve to your friends.
by Maxwell Haus September 29, 2018
by YeatThatBih September 15, 2021