Muddy Diamond

A "MUDDY DIAMOND" is a facetious, faux insult disguising a real compliment. The initial patina of disrespect is a way to playfully communicate genuine praise. It's kinda like mock sarcasm. "Muddy Diamond" is an antonym for "Backhanded Compliment" (which seems to be a compliment but is actually an insult). When an overt compliment would feel uncomfortable in the moment for the giver or receiver, a muddy diamond is a jesting way to convey real admiration or appreciation.

1) "Skinny bitch" is a popular muddy diamond.

2) It's odd that telling a woman that her boyfriend is too handsome for her is an insult, but telling a man that his girlfriend is too hot for him is a most welcome muddy diamond. Guys consider it a point of pride to date out of their league.

by Corpania March 4, 2021

Muddy Spliff

A muddy spliff is when you smoke 5 honey berry backwoods then take your leftover roaches and grind them in your grinder then roll it into a joint with a filter. Caution take small hits at a time. Inhale in the mouth then inhale into lungs with a loose throat, because it will be very harsh.

Effects:

-instant head rush that kicks you in the face

-dizziness (don’t stand up or do stand up idc)

-long lasting high but short head high

-makes an experienced smoker feel like a newbie again

“Aye bruh what the fuck was that?!”

“Itsa muddy spliff aha you feel that shit hit your face? ! “

“Damn. yeah!”

by MuddySpliff Inventor March 26, 2021

Muddy Hotpocket

The act of feeding your girl laxatives, corking her stinker and then stuffing an assortment of deli meats and cheeses inside her cunt before pounding her until she pops like a hot pocket in a microwave.

Brittany, I let Gavin give me a Muddy Hotpocket last night and now my box smells like thanksgiving at grams house.

by MissMonk April 19, 2021

muddy hotdog

you gotta pull your dick out of the ass and you gotta rub whatever comes out all over you like its a hot dog and thats it. thats it man

Dude I can't believe Nikolai gave me a muddy hotdog, that was gnarly.

by tankhmper1918 November 5, 2024

muddy Mussolini

When you go to finger your friends asshole with your pinky but miss and hit their balls

Person 1: Hey man how’d you deal with that bully

Person 2: Had to give him a good ol muddy mussolini

by coldpolarbearip52 December 19, 2024

Muddy Mussolini

When you go to finger your friends asshole with your pinky but miss and start pinky punching his ballsack

Person 1: How did you deal with that bully?
Person 2: Had to give him a Muddy Mussolini.

by coldpolarbearip52 December 19, 2024

Muddy Snow Cannon

A sexual act involving two participants wherein participant A lays down on their back with their legs over their head. Participant B places a mound of cocaine on the anus of participant A and positions their nose over it. Participant A then proceeds to blast a powerful shart out of their anus as participant B inhales through their nose, propelling a shit-laced cloud of cocaine into the nose of participant B.

Larry, being an enthusiastic enjoyer of sniffing farts and doing cocaine, deciced to combine the two and try a muddy snow cannon with a local prostitute.

by Fluffy42 December 24, 2024