Person 1: "Mormons are basically the premium version of Christians!"
Person 2: "Shut up. Nobody asked for your opinion. "
Person 2: "Shut up. Nobody asked for your opinion. "
by The One With Wives March 15, 2022
Get the Mormonsmug. Mormons worship sea lions as gods, so trying to make themselves closer to god's image, a male Mormon will marry about 30 people at the same time.
The Mormon harem didn't have any guys or midgets in it, you would think that to a guy that tried to fuck as many people as Wilt Chamberlain, marrying just females would get old after about the 27th or 28th wife, but not for him.
by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021
Get the Mormon haremmug. "How's it going brother? Wanna nice glass of mormon juice while we play a fun family friendly game of sharades?
by Uncle Mongo December 9, 2021
Get the mormon juicemug. A: Did you hear about Justin?
B; No, why?
A: He got all fucked up on a mormon speedball and streaked through a police station singing "funky town",,,
B: Fucking Mormon Speedballs, Not even once.
B; No, why?
A: He got all fucked up on a mormon speedball and streaked through a police station singing "funky town",,,
B: Fucking Mormon Speedballs, Not even once.
by neuro_nick January 2, 2017
Get the Mormon Speedballmug. A game in which you have a threesome with two mormons of the opposite sex who are both sad and depressed, so you use their tears as lube on your peen.
Person 1: Ayo you see those two girls I think they’re Mormons
Person 2: Yeah I played a game of sad Mormons with them
Person 1: Dude that’s fuckin gnarly
Person 2: Yeah I played a game of sad Mormons with them
Person 1: Dude that’s fuckin gnarly
by lolninjahasligma July 28, 2018
Get the Sad Mormonsmug. 
A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.
Will ask for nudes.
Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.
Will ask for nudes.
Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.
by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016
Get the Mormon Fuckboimug.