by stotty575 June 15, 2010
Get the morning after poo mug.A phenomenon amongst particularly sadistic runners. When it comes to time leave a party and the runner is too intoxicated to drive, he/she has their friends drop them off at their house so they can run to their car in the morning. Can represent a distance from 1 mile to 26.2.
Ben: Man, can you drive me home? I'm way too wasted to drive.
Mike: How are you going to get your car man?
Ben: I'll need to exercise off this hangover anyway, I'll just go for the morning after marathon.
Mike: How are you going to get your car man?
Ben: I'll need to exercise off this hangover anyway, I'll just go for the morning after marathon.
by ehmohteeoh October 13, 2010
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Description of gay man who has progressed beyond gobese or gay fat and is 20 pounds or more overweight. At this point, he is considered dead to the gay community.
Scott suspected he was morbidly gobese when he had to buy jeans with a 36-inch waist, but his suspicions were confirmed when other men would avert their eyes in disgust and horror.
by Stitch SDK November 22, 2010
Get the morbidly gobese mug.The result of having sex or masturbating vigorously and going to sleep without washing up. Upon waking up, genitals may be firmly stuck to thighs, other genitals, or simply glued shut, depending on gender and sleeping position. The only cure is a hot shower, and the only prevention is a handy towel.
I woke up with morning glue after banging Sally last night. I had to peel my junk off my thigh just to walk to the shower.
by Road Waste December 1, 2010
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2. I think a morninger is interesting due to morning wood.
3. Most people are morningers because they are fresh at the time.
2. I think a morninger is interesting due to morning wood.
3. Most people are morningers because they are fresh at the time.
by uttam maharjan August 29, 2012
Get the morninger mug.The opposite of morning after where an individual feels fine without any headaches or such before he/she parties and gets drunk all night long. Unlike the morning after, where you have to deal with killer headaches, you will feel normally fine, only to realize that you were later invited to a party to get crossfaded or drunk.
I spend the morning before doing my homework for chemistry in college, but after I was invited to that party last night, I had to deal with killer headaches and needed pain reliever.
by Ilisten2Metal June 6, 2014
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Friend 2: She must have had a bad case of morning marble
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by alfalfa31 March 22, 2016
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