A dirty lil monster who hides in your anal cavity. Everyone has one (unless you got yours removed). Although they may tear the inside of your asshole apart from time to time with their claws -- they are only referred to monsters because no one understands them. They are brown and hairy. Some even call them the Sasquatch of our buttholes. But, all-in-all, they are majestic and independent organisms. That live in our buttholes.
When I was a child I used to have the strong urge to stick my sneaky lil fingers up my asshole. But, with the help from my anal monster, I don't have fingers anymore because he clawed them off. Thus ending my gross habit.
When I was in ninth grade, I thought I was gay. So I let a homosexual stick his penis in my anus. My Anal Monster tore his penis apart. He saved me -- because faggots are stupid. I don't want to be stupid.
When I was in ninth grade, I thought I was gay. So I let a homosexual stick his penis in my anus. My Anal Monster tore his penis apart. He saved me -- because faggots are stupid. I don't want to be stupid.
by AnalMonster666 February 19, 2015
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A term to describe something monsterous or hideous.
A term to describe something monsterous or hideous.
What is that monstrosity on your head!? Is it a dead bird? O.O
"It's my favorite hat." *awkward silence*
Queen(Bohemian Rhapsody):
HE'S JUST A POOR BOY, FROM A POOR FAMILY, SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!!!
Bob: What is he building?
Me: A monstrosity. :)
"It's my favorite hat." *awkward silence*
Queen(Bohemian Rhapsody):
HE'S JUST A POOR BOY, FROM A POOR FAMILY, SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!!!
Bob: What is he building?
Me: A monstrosity. :)
by lauren's awesome words September 30, 2010
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Nookie meaning having sex. Play on the name "Cookie Monster" from sesame street. Used as a pet name for someone that you have a sexual relationship with.
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it is derived of the PC game Unreal Tournament, where a massive amount of consecutive killing led to a "Monsterkill!".
it is derived of the PC game Unreal Tournament, where a massive amount of consecutive killing led to a "Monsterkill!".
Dude 1: Damn, I got ditched by this chick yesterday even though I was SO sure she loved me!
Dude 2: M-M-M-MONSTERFAIL!
Dude 2: M-M-M-MONSTERFAIL!
by I wish i was a pretty girl September 27, 2006
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Tom: No thanks, ill stick with my Monsters.
Tom: No thanks, ill stick with my Monsters.
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