Monke

A terrible, overused joke that made me hate and disgust monkeys.

(Friend:) Hey! Have you heard of monke?
(Me:) You aren't my friend anymore.

by Ares, Weeb God February 23, 2021

Gorilla Monk Mathias

When a person is unhappy because of a certain event, so they go gorilla mode.

-Hey why isnt Mathias here?

-Oh he's Gorilla Monk Mathias, because of last night.

by JayJaylol30 May 18, 2024

monke

When u return to your true primal state and reject modernity and humanity. A true sign of a sigma male behaviour.
Go outside, se a rock, lift a rock, throw the rock, move on with your life.

I am so tired of this fucking life I just want to go and live in a forest. :return to monke:
when u get so high that your brain shuts off and u start making noises and acting like a monke

by Dejatheking May 22, 2022

Monking

Monking is like munting someone’s spirituality instead of munting person‘s body Munt the person’s mind it tends to lead to schizophrenia or goonvana.

Yo bro I’m Monking right now

Oh shit you good
Yea I’m in goonvna

by Ahmad Danielson January 28, 2025

pp monke

A man who has a HUGE cock (but not as big as Ryuktard’s) and he is very seggsy and cute.

Omg look at pp monke he is so hot I want him to stuff my bussy.

by Beerustard March 8, 2021

Monke

"Reject humanity return to Monke"

Dude: broo ha we humans are sooo cooool we like have brains duuude

Monke: bro Monke can do flip

by JETMASS February 6, 2021

Double Monking

When you use each hand to feed a calico cat, cat treats

“Dude! Did you see Lola Double Monking at the pet shelter?”

by Lilac Petal July 22, 2022