Muff cakes

1. The definition of a baked pastry that is too dense to be a cupcake, yet too sweet to be a muffin.

2. A mouth watering baked good consisting of a moist and dense chocolate center with an outstanding chocolate drizzle, enriched with Baileys Irish cream.

3. A slang term used in reference to an attractive female's lady garden.

Person 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Well first I'm going to eat a few delicious muff cakes before I leave my house, then I'm planning on heading over to that party and getting some muff cake. Care to join?

by Mr. Muffcake June 29, 2011

Blue Muff

A female version of blueballs, When a female gets sexually excited without any sexual contact that night

"I was grinding at the club all night with this guy and he left me with blue muff"

by Hillbilliedeluxe December 16, 2008

muff

the female genitals, the vulva

Wether she shaves her muff or not is none of your business.

by Light Joker December 28, 2005

Muffed Up

synonym for fucked up.

slang term that is often used on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

Alex: Dude what did Sam do?

Tyler: He cried after getting high

Alex: Thats muffed up

by Alex Hildenbrand May 6, 2010

spank your furry muff

a replacement for 'thank you very much'
similar to spank you

'here's your beer'
'spank your furry muff'

by li'l pill pig July 30, 2006

Fuzzy Muff

A female's pubic hair (of the groin) kept in an untrimmed fashion

"When I fucked your mum last night, my dick didn't get cold because she had a fuzzy muff."

by Geezer May 30, 2003

muff garbage

Any non-orgasmic vaginal discharge

You filthy whore, you're nothing but muff garbage

by Teresa Giudice October 17, 2010