holy minute

4:20

The holy minute occurs twice a day and 730 (or sometimes 732 times) a year.

by Humansarestupidium February 5, 2021

MS Minute

The widely variable and inaccurate amount of time is takes for something happen. Often used as a way to pad your time at work or a poor attempt to explain why something is taking so long because you don't understand what is really happening.

Steve: Jen, why is this terminated user still able to receive E-mail?
Jen: I already deleted the users mailbox, it might take a MS Minute.
Steve: (wonders to himself) Well it seems like you don't know what you are doing because I see your failed PowerShell command.

by ReallyTiredOfThisShit July 9, 2021

5 minute crafts

Crafts that take take more than 5 minutes. And are also useless.

Tik Tok 5 minute crafts are useless

by dont steal me fruit loops November 9, 2021

18 minutes

to take a gorilla finger sized shit that makes you AFK ( away from keyboard) for 18 whole minutes

perm to afk rq? i need to take 18 minutes lol

by Adroitthedootjohnson January 30, 2022

milk minute

Waiting for what should be a minute but takes an indeterminate long time.

he will be back in a milk minute.

by cutefirework March 9, 2022

7 Minutes in Heaven

7 minutes in heaven is a game where it's usually played at teen parties. How you play this game is by: Go inside a room, lock it, go into a closet, and do whatever you like. You can kiss, hug, cuddle, or even make out. It's all up to you.

Nari: I'm going to Leon's party tomorrow. He's hosting a game called 7 Minutes in Heaven. They say it's a fun game, I'm so excited to play it.

by jijijijinsoul September 26, 2022

Coffee More Minutes

The amount of time, varying from instant coffee to a drip pot, it takes to make coffee.

Mom: Get Up!

Teenager: Is coffee ready?

Mom: Not Yet!

Teenager: Wake me up in Coffee More Minutes

by JesseCPK September 2, 2012