the mind sprinted

An expression to use after a hard dawning you've had.

Often takes this formula:
"phrase dawned on me so hard,the mind sprinted."

"The fact that WWE is scripted dawned on me so hard,the mind sprinted."
"The way she balanced on those thin blocks dawned on me so hard,the mind sprinted."

by NonBad March 1, 2020

mind-buggering

That buggers the mind; mind-boggling.

"Whatever it was raced across the sky in its monstrous yellowness, tore the sky apart with mind-buggering noise ...". D. Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, ch.3

by Hugeyellowsomething November 22, 2017

mind spiders

What a crush leaves in your brain, as though s/he is a spider who spindled a web around your thoughts.

"I can't stop thinking about what Brandon said to me the other day! And I keep imagining the way he smelled. He totally left me with mind spiders."

"That girl Trina from the club? Her ass is on loop in my head. Girl gave me a bad case of mind spiders."

by LTL December 26, 2012

Mind's eye

So, hold on, if I'm understanding you correctly what you're saying is that at the level of initial detection; you perceive things with your minds I before you register information visually?

Iam "Is that where the 'mind's eye' or 'third eye' metaphor comes from!? That is wild!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2022

mind sanitiser

Vodka, or gin, or any high-strength alcohol-based product when taken for the purpose of cleansing the mind of horrible thoughts and images

Have you seen that toilet? Good grief, I need some mind sanitiser

by Todderz February 20, 2021

Mind booggling

When mind boggling just ain't enough.

This posse cut is mind booggling!

by T-Lenious Monk May 3, 2011

Mind Blownage

Due to the total plethora of mind blowing, you are left with an explosion of astronomical proportions in the cranial regency.

Example: in the case of felines partaking of cat nip, the mind retracts then expands at an extraordinary rate causing the proverbial mushroom cloud to appear hypothetically (but also realistically, intrinsically, metaphorically, and spiritually, etc.) between their ears in the absence of brain.

"The amount of cheese in the taco was Mind Blownage, brah" - Anonymous

by Jsas September 22, 2023