maia is the sweetest, smartest, most creative person you will ever meet. maia will always be there to make your day better because of her caring, hilarious, and all around awesome personality. maia is the only person you can rely on to be sensible in a tough situation, and she’s also gorg <3
guy: “damn, maia seems like such a cool girl.”
girl: “she is, and you will never be good enough for her 😡”
girl: “she is, and you will never be good enough for her 😡”
by I<3scaffolding April 25, 2024
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Sometimes you need condensed milk in your coffee same as you need some Maïa in your life. Makes it sweeter.
by Mrjn May 4, 2024
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1. The man under the bridge is mumbling some madman’s knowledge.
2. Stanley’s journal has instructions for an inter dimensional portal, but reading it gives you madman’s knowledge.
2. Stanley’s journal has instructions for an inter dimensional portal, but reading it gives you madman’s knowledge.
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Maida is a strange gal who lobes to pee in earlobes. Guys pls stay safe she’s coming for my ear tonight!
Example 1:
Boy 1 *running*
Boy2: MAIDA IS COMING EVERYONE GET OUT
Example 2:
Girl 1: omg im so scared!!!😭
Boy1: me too she’s coming I fear
Girl 2: I SEE HER OMG WE’RE MAIDEAD😥
Boy 1 *running*
Boy2: MAIDA IS COMING EVERYONE GET OUT
Example 2:
Girl 1: omg im so scared!!!😭
Boy1: me too she’s coming I fear
Girl 2: I SEE HER OMG WE’RE MAIDEAD😥
by Fabliciois2257 September 14, 2025
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