Simple Logic

Secretly an alt

Person 1: bro who is simple logic
Tingles: Not me

by Aguywithashortname November 14, 2019

logical fucktard

Having intelligence, yet acting like a Fucktard on purpose for show or to hide a fact. Can sometimes be done in sarcasm

Politics are filled with logical fucktards

He/she knows better, hes just being a logical fucktard, because he doesnt want to be liable for his actions

by Cypher_Xero December 08, 2020

Urinal Logic

The belief commonly held by all men that while most urinals have dividers that provide privacy, it is more polite to select a urinal at least one away from another person. The farther away your urinal is from the nearest occupied one, the better. This belief can also apply to stalls, and therefore women as well, although not as commonly as with men.

"I went into the bathroom and there was another guy in there using the urinals, so I took the one farthest away from him. Just following good urinal logic"

by Animal Damage October 01, 2013

Alex Logic

Lacking sense or sound reasoning. Usually seen in very small children or those named Alex.

The belief of being victorious in the event cash back is received from paying a speeding fine.

Alex: "I win because I received £0.50 back from my £100 fine"

Everyone else: "Alex Logic"

by Alex Logic August 23, 2021

Pridgeon Logic

Fall asleep late, wake up the next day, sleep in every class you have that day, complain about the girl who broke ur heart, repeat

Luke: *Falls asleep in class*
Saad: Wake tf up jesus u have pridgeon logic

by pussydestroyer98385 December 06, 2018

Logicing

Smarting someone out of existence.

I'm more logicing than them.

by TheFruityGhost November 02, 2022

LOGICAL TRANSCENDENTAL DISSONANCE

something very IMPOSSIBLE and quite horrific to outWIT.

Let me put it to you this way when I got this SPARKY YAGAH00BI A MEAN CHIEF up my ASSH0LE and this ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE as GOT BUDDAH FUCKED worse as each day forward, this LOGICAL TRANSCENDENTAL DISSONANCE is going to cause such a mental crash at the least that this phraseology make more sense here LOGICAL DISSONANCE ,and now JEWISH FAGGOT'S COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE , " EAT SHIT AND DRINK PISS BY 4:39 AM MAY 10 2022 and don't be an ASSH0LE go "FULL "O" on the words , " FROM YOUR MOTHER" and you will never be able to rise above it because as YOU EAT SHIT ANAL ALAN SHIT WILL KEEP RISING WAY ABOVE YOU HIGHER AND HIGHER , now go 2 IT!!!!!

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 10, 2022