liquid tightrope 

Taking shots of alcohol periodically during a formal or family function while attempting to maintain your balance and composure.

I’m not ready for the in-laws to show up this weekend. I might be walking the liquid tightrope Saturday night.

liquid tightrope by MCRAzyLGB October 30, 2021

Liquid shits 

The kind of shits that make doing something that demands a higher amount of fitness than what most people (no matter what they look like) do on an average day that much more difficult.

How would you like to get your home invaded on a night where you had the liquid shits? You ate some soup or some curry beforehand and the most fucked up thing about it is you were wide awake when they broke in, but since your GI tract wouldn't act right long enough to effectively incapacitate the intruders, you died at a young age.

Liquid shits by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021

Liquid Therapist 

The #1 bartender

This Friday i'm going to stop by & see my liquid therapist.

Liquid Therapist by AlmsBarr November 21, 2021

liquid bird 

A bird of darkness, enemy of light.

The liquid bird didn't want anyone's lights on.

liquid bird by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021

Liquid bee 

A bee of darkness, enemy of light.

The Liquid bee didn't want anyone's lights on.

Liquid bee by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021

Liquid birds/bees 

The kinds of birds and bees that think marching or putting signs or posters everywhere is solidifying or hardening them.

The Liquid birds/bees claimed to be in solidarity with this cause or country or that cause or country, but really they were an enemy of anything that wasn't pro liquid birds/bees.

Liquid birds/bees by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021

liquid city 

The place inside your brain where all your thoughts form, liquid as in not a solid concept and city as in a place. Yes I made this up but I can’t stop using it. It’s deep and intricate. Basically a substitute for the word brain.

Explain to me the concept of your liquid city
or

What’s going on inside liquid city

liquid city by jiaxo November 24, 2021