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Liberals

One who suffers from "unus-mutorum-populorum" disease, or "one of the dumb people" disease. "UMP" is a disease in which one begins to contrive fantasies about how the world should be. Some, the more heavily effected, actually try to change certain things about society in favor of their mad agenda induced by this illness.

Known symptoms of "UMP" disease are: allowing illegal immigrants to pass over the borders of one's country, favoring universal healthcare, and wanting to legalize homosexuality.

Known method(s) of treatment: decapitation and/or mercy killing the subject

Known method(s) of prevention: thinking logically

Note: One is most likely to catch "UMP" if he or she is slow in the head or irrational.
Person 1: Hey Larry, how's it going?

Person 2: Not too good Bill, I'm worried about the whales and getting citizenship for my friend Pablo. He arrived last week on a leaky raft.

Person 1: (looks in horror) You're...one of them, the liberals!

Person 2: What?

Person 1: You've got "UMP"!

(Person 1 takes out saw and decapitates person 2)

Person 1: For your own good Larry

Person 2's Spirit: Thank-you Bill. Now I can finally be free from the Devil.
by Dr. Jack O'Hara July 28, 2008
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liberace face

The art of blowing your load on ones face, then throwing glitter on them.
Bo: "dude did you hear what jacob did?"
Ty: "No what?"
Bo: "He gave jessie the liberace face!"
Ty: "Rainbow?"
Bo: "You know it"
by Mr_Solo_Dolo October 21, 2010
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liberace slippers

Pejorative term for knee pads often heard on construction projects.
"We gotta go snap some lines and do some layout, better get the old liberace slippers out of the gangbox."
by Kutzo May 29, 2017
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Liberal Democrats

Who?
Person 1: "Does the name Tim Farron mean anything to you?"

Person 2: "Nope."

Person 1: "Me neither."

Person 3: "Lots of weed and 16 year olds voting!"

Person 1: "ah... Now I remember"

Boris: "Jesus christ Nigel! Is that what I think it is?"

Nigel: "My God Boris! It's a one of those liberal democrats! I thought those things were extinct in Britain."
by A Sceptical Leftie October 28, 2017
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Liberalist Justice Warrior

Followers of the Cult of Sargon

A bunch of youtubers who wanted to differentiate from the terms "SJWs" and "Alt-right".
Look at those Liberalist Justice Warriors (LJWs) they are not that different from the Social Justice Warriors (SJWs)
by FreespeechPARADIGME January 12, 2018
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Liberacile

An overzealous liberal who bases their opinion on raw emotion, fake news and omitted facts; liberal who is too incompetent to debate on topics with any merit
Facebook is full of liberacile's who post fake news and propaganda.
by WayneBatmanGretzky February 25, 2018
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liberatory relating

Liberatory relating is concerned with performing relationships free from restrictions and normative standards imposed on us by societal expectations, in a way that is ethical, respects individual autonomy and mutually beneficial.
There are only a few articles and blogs on the web dedicated to liberatory relating
by nonconformistlover May 9, 2019
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