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Larriephobia 

The fear of opening your eyes and living out side your bubble
Person 1: I have this huge Larriephobia

Person 2: why?
Person 1: I don't know I just can't seem to see the truth

Mount Laurel, NJ 

aka "MTL." Located in South Jersey.

It's been nominated as one of the best places to live, obviously.

Not to be confused with Medford, Moorestown, Marlton, even though they're pretty much all the same!

Don't live here unless you wanna pay property taxes out the ass! 99.7% rich and white. The rest?...not so much white, not so much rich.

A SHIT TON of spoiled rotten kids that never hear the word "NO."

You might think this town is small and inncocent but once you get past the mansions, shopping plazas, and nice-ass restaurants on every corner, you know there's some drugs rollin around (probably from all the rich parents giving their kids money on their own personal CreditCard account.)

No kid knows how to pump their own gas, or pay for it for that matter (that's the parents job.)

Most kids go to Lenape High School, where the outfit of choice for girls, is a Juicy Couture sweatsuit. And for guys, Abercrombie t-shirt and jeans, usually covered by NorthFace jacket or vest, with Ugg slippers. Everyone pretty much looks the same.

Kids start smoking, drinking, and having sex as early as 6th grade... why? Because we can. We're not snobs, we're just better than you.

Shore houses for EVERYONE whether it's in OC, AC, LBI, or WILDWOOD.

Oh, and if there's not a Wawa within 5 miles of where we're going, we're not going, cause I really want an Italian Hoagie.
Samantha: I'm from Mount Laurel, NJ!

Ashley: Oh, NJ? Bye.

Samantha: You're thinking of North Jersey, hun.

Ashley: Oh, haha, is that bag from Target?

Samantha: No, Nordstrom. Bye!
Mount Laurel, NJ by DukeLax4 February 22, 2011
Laureli is a red-haired beauty with a smile for everyone she meets. A keen sense of humor, not much gets past her without a giggle. She has a way of lighting up a room just by entering. People are drawn to her warm, caring personality. Laureli loves animals of all kinds, and is a nurturer by nature. She considers everyone a friend - trusting first, cautious only if given a reason. Laureli is smart as a whip - show her anything once and she's got it. She will go far - making a difference in this world.
"I had the best time at the party! It's guaranteed fun when Laureli is on the guest list."
Laureli by Moody1 February 4, 2010

Lauren Kelly 

Lauren Kelly is one of the single most amazing people anyone will ever hear about. Let alone have the luck to set your eyes on. Try and find someone more perfect than her, but you won't. Who ever has the luck to hold her in his arms is the luckiest person in the world. She is loving, caring, beautiful, sexy, clever, helpful, intelligent, and this list could go on forever. She is the closest you can get to an angel and she very well might be in fact. She is the sweetest girl and if you are lucky enough to meet a 'Lauren Kelly'. Just try not to fall too deeply in love with her, because I know I did
Lauren Kelly by h7jack October 20, 2013

Layin' down the Lauren

1; A generic alternative for "laying down the mack" 2; to flirt 3; the first step in the process of getting laid
I think it's time that I start layin' down the Lauren
A mysterious dude often associated with danger, violence or trouble. Always be careful on approach...
"Psst! Whose that?"
"Laurens; don't bother him and he won't bother you..."
Laurens by AsherLeme March 6, 2017