lance armstrong

Sexual phenomenon in which the female kicks her legs during intercourse, i.e. as the pedals of a bicycle turn.

She was so turned on she went lance armstrong on me after just five minutes.

by ozMo January 12, 2007

Lance

A person who wants an M&M jacket

Around Christmas I feel like Lance

by some awsome kid you dont know October 18, 2008

dirty lance

When you beat a woman after sex then go to jail for domestic abuse. You then get get kicked out jail because you keep wanting to suck inmates cocks.

I had a dirty Lance weekend

by Rail rider November 17, 2013

the lance armstrong

the Lance Armstrong is when you sit on a girls face, grip her hair with both hands, and pedal her ears all while sticking one testicle in her mouth.

After I gave her the Lance Armstrong, she was speechless, unable to return any means of conversation!

by PhusionDev July 24, 2006

Jack-O-Lantern

The act of lighting a match and sticking it up a humans anus.

Person A: So, I heard that Alfredo and Chris did a Jack-o-lantern last night.

Person B: Really? Ouch. How'd he handle it?

Person A: Yeah, Chris couldn't sit right all day today. He kept going to the bathroom with a bottle of aloe vera

by Esteban Estevez October 31, 2011

Chinese Lantern

This refers to a scrotum which hangs abnormally low resembling a chinese lantern.

That guys balls look like a chinese lantern.

by Notorious b.y.r.o.n June 8, 2009

lance goodburger

a fake person on social networking pages (like myspace or facebook) used to boost numbers and make one appear more popular

'lance goodburger accepted your friend request'

by mrs goodburger March 31, 2009