Knot

(n) An item which prevents an individual from wearing skinny jeans (see: swagga;not to be confused with swagger{for obvious reasons}).

Try as I might, this knot continues to prevent me (an individual) from wearing this pair of skinny jeans to the upcoming Alanis Moresett concert. For shame, for I (also an individual) adamantly feel that said pair of jeans accentuates my most voluptuous features. I am more angry and unsatisfied than a fat bitch that gotta make a second trip to the "co'na sto'" because she ate her wallet on the way there.

by -us January 28, 2009

knot hole fucker

A guy who would fornicate with anyone or anything, including the knot hole of a tree

He is not fussy, a real knot hole fucker.

by cc millett March 15, 2004

balloon knot

Tiny ponytail frequently seen on girls with very short hair.

LaWieasha was hating on Mercedes because
she wishes she had long pretty hair instead of a nappy balloon knot.

by Shawn B. April 14, 2003

pee-pee knot

when two guys tie up there dicks in knots and partayyy it up

yo man im kinda bored wanna go get in a pee-pee knot or somethin?

by k-den j-cubz March 2, 2009

Knot

Another name for a butt hole

This definition comes from the similarity of a balloon knot to the shape and look of a butt hole

Bob: "hey Joe, you're a fag"
Joe: "you can lick my knot Bob"

by tHe ReAl DeFiNiTiOn August 13, 2012

Butt Knot

Stage fright for homosexual actors

" I was doin fine until I had an attack of Butt Knot"

by Baz February 21, 2004

Cock Knot

It is the dried sliver on cum that is left on the inside of the urethra after not washing after sex. This may result in pain or may just be bothersome. This can refer to a person who is being annoying/bothersome.

Billy: Dude I made out with like twelve different chicks on vacation man, and I boned a chick at a water park!

Ron: Sure you did....

Becka: Your being a real douche right now...

Ron: Yeah stop being such a cock knot.

by TooDaFace July 26, 2010