Goshen Knife

A sharp implement, most of the time a knife, that is the most redundant and useless piece of equipment that a Boy Scout can purchase at camp Goshen.

Wow, you bought a Goshen knife, you must be stupid.

by average heretic June 27, 2022

piss knife

Something you bring to a gangbang in case two chicks want to get peed on at the same time that you set in front of your stream in order to drench two targets simultaneously. Preferably an ornate butterknife or family heirloom.

Dude, you see the piss knife I brought on Thursday? My grandpa passed it down to my uncle and he gave it to me when I was a kid.

by shoeze June 3, 2025

Chain Knife

Chain where links connecting don but touch similiar sharp edges.
Add handle(s) of choosing.

Chain knife Thats cool.

by MineOwedWu's June 29, 2021

olivia has a knife

olivia who is some 11 year old is on the internet acting 15 like
omg husse is my bf i had sex with him xoxo

olivia has a knife
lmao i know shes so idiotic

by olivia has a knife March 26, 2020

Uterus Knife

A rape defense.

A woman inserts a knife in her uterus with the handle facing up and the blade facing down.
This way when a man tries to forcefully take her, his penis will be stabbed by the knife.

“I’m a eunuch.”
“Aw shucks man, how’d that happen?”
“I tried to give it to Bernice, but she had a Uterus Knife.”

by oocheeha December 15, 2021

peanut butter knife

Used to spread peanut butter onto toast , not the butter knife for uncultured swine out there ...... strictly for the cultured world and used strictly for peanut butter !

Jordan used a peanut butter knife to spread the heavenly smooth peanut butter onto his toast , because he was a well cultured individual !

by chuckiepoo July 26, 2016

Knifing

When you toe kick into your lady's vagina at full force.

Hey Ben heard you were out knifing Piers all day.

by AutomatKalashinkov January 5, 2019