A girl who is so incredibly deplorable, both aesthetically and audibly, that she belongs in a junk yard. A JYH is usually the ugly friend of a cooler, more visually pleasing girl, usually kept around so that said hot girl looks more appealing to the male population.
Bro #1: Dude, I hate when Nicole brings Christina around. Everything about her is unbearable.
Bro #2: I know man. She's a real junk yard hoe.
Bro #2: I know man. She's a real junk yard hoe.
by PrettyFlvcko November 16, 2014
Get the Junk yard hoemug. Requires pure stealth until the moment you scare the shit out of them by yelling NINJA at the top of your lungs just before swiftly junk punching them and disappearing into the darkness again leaving them with sore balls and a fear of the word ninja.
"Once you've been ninja junk punched you can never hear the word Ninja again without a chill of terror running up your spine."
by Momo6717 July 22, 2012
Get the ninja junk punchmug. To poke or prod on a delicate topic or raise an unpopular opinion that will no doubt cause you backlash. Not unlike the response you would receive from kicking a bull in the junk.
by ew-david October 6, 2022
Get the kick the bull in the junkmug. Silly Moviegoer: I can't believe Avatar didn't win Best Picture!
Intelligent Moviegoer: Lies. Avatar was just a Junk Food Movie. District 9 (or whatever meaningful movie you care to insert) should have won.
Intelligent Moviegoer: Lies. Avatar was just a Junk Food Movie. District 9 (or whatever meaningful movie you care to insert) should have won.
by Gentlementlegen March 15, 2010
Get the Junk Food Moviemug. by Stoinky Doink April 20, 2018
Get the Elephants junk trunkmug. by Guang Hong-Qian June 15, 2016
Get the Junk-in-da-Trunkmug. Is junk food that is launched like a balistic. It was another thing Squidward had launched at him by Spongebob on the show "spongebob Squarepants"
by Bing Ordanate September 19, 2009
Get the Balistic junk foodmug.