punk of the junk

when your boyfriend is being a punk and a junk at the same time.

boyfriend- "my name is Roberto and I'm gonna sing songs about your mom all day"
girlfriend- "you are such a punk of the junk"

by cmoneyyyy June 21, 2013

judy's junk

A Mangina

I have "Judy's Junk"!

by Shaylee fogle May 3, 2014

Bump that junk

Typically used when an action/decision is unfavorable,

used in disagreement

Bro that chick is hot. Bro bump that junk look at her Kankel

Let’s go to the mall. Bump that junk!

by Santa’s brother May 19, 2018

jangle junk

1. Big dangling balls

His jangle junk makes his cock look small.

by B-rent April 8, 2004

jumbo junk

the word JUMBO JUNK is used to describe a males big penis or ballsack. junk is slang for a man's penis and ballsack area. jumbo is in the word to describe the largeness of the penis or ballsack.

my boyfriend named his dick jumbo junk because he is just so big.

by bob motherfucking sagett February 14, 2009

nigger junk shit

Anything that doesn't work properly and/or causes chaos to your daily routine.
An item that should handle the job, yet fails tremendously. Leaving the user/operator frustrated.

He went crazy finding multiple ways to finish his project. If the nigger junk shit was working right he would be done.

by ☆ImFnFamou$☆ November 30, 2017

Dunk the junk

The practice of taking an ice bath or any cold water dip that covers the genitals, usually after a long run.

"That was a great 10 mile run this morning! I'm gonna go dunk the junk."

"Man, you must have balls of steel"

by Condemnedstickman April 16, 2010