soap jerk

When you have to jerk off the soap dispenser to get soap out.

Almost all the soap was gone so I had to soap jerk the soap dispenser in order to wash my hands.

by dylie January 3, 2013

Circle Jerk

A circle jerk is the abrupt, jerking stop after pulling the handbrake while doing doughnuts in a car.

I got Whiplash from that circle jerk

by moonlight rose May 12, 2015

Urban Jerk

The admin guys at urbandictionary.com when they don't add your entry.

Those Urban Jerks at urbandictionary.com rejected my submission again!

by theotheraaron April 12, 2011

piss jerking

The act of masturbating your flacid penis while urinating. Normaly to amuse and or upset various members of a congregation.

Ex. I enjoy pissjerking in the backyard at cookout, its a great conversation starter

Steve- sure is a great day to be hiking, hang on steve im gona take a leak
Tom- ok ... Jesus christ what the fuck are you jerking your cock for, your getting piss everywhere.
Steve- o sorry i just like to pissjerk once in a while
Tom- o thats sounds like fun, im gona drink all this water so i can start my piss jerking career

by piss jerking October 14, 2014

Jerked Out

when you masturbate and nothing comes out anymore

hank:damn im all jerked out can you help, my car is out of gas
Steve: sure thing this semen revolution is great for me and my sperm

by Steeeve1 November 6, 2011

Jerking and Twerking

To masturbate to Miley Cirus.

Is it bad that I was jerking and twerking last night?

by DanTe January 19, 2015

Jerking Off

The act of consuming a delicious beef jerky snack.

My mom asked "How do you eat that stuff"? after she caught me jerking off last night.

by Pirate Suite January 20, 2008