Jerking and Twerking

To masturbate to Miley Cirus.

Is it bad that I was jerking and twerking last night?

by DanTe January 19, 2015

Circle Jerk

A circle jerk is the abrupt, jerking stop after pulling the handbrake while doing doughnuts in a car.

I got Whiplash from that circle jerk

by moonlight rose May 12, 2015

Jerk off

Someone who takes your heart and messes with your feelings

Damn tyler is a huge jerk off did u see what he did to his girl?!?!

by Oliver Gliver June 1, 2019

soap jerk

When you have to jerk off the soap dispenser to get soap out.

Almost all the soap was gone so I had to soap jerk the soap dispenser in order to wash my hands.

by dylie January 3, 2013

Jerk Happy

When someone jerks off a lot

Brady: Hey James is pretty cool right?
Stan: Yeah but I wouldn't shake his hand or anything.
Brady: Why?
Stan: He's been a little Jerk Happy lately.

masturbate jerk off jerk happy horny

by Hand Shaker March 14, 2011

Jerked Out

when you masturbate and nothing comes out anymore

hank:damn im all jerked out can you help, my car is out of gas
Steve: sure thing this semen revolution is great for me and my sperm

by Steeeve1 November 6, 2011

Jerking Off

The act of consuming a delicious beef jerky snack.

My mom asked "How do you eat that stuff"? after she caught me jerking off last night.

by Pirate Suite January 20, 2008