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jeff goldblum 

an actor who wathes you poop like in milshakes definition.
if you dont believe me go to www.jeffgoldblumiswatchingyoupoop.com
jeff goldblum by Melanthex March 28, 2005
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Jeff Montgomery 

Jeff Montgomery is a phrase used if you are pro as fuck. it is most widely used in gay to gay online chat.
omg u are so jeff monty!!! :D

or

You ever heard of Jeff Montgomery?????
Jeff Montgomery by Richi_Lah April 30, 2009
my name jeff 21
jeff 21 by weddr July 28, 2016

Jeff Hardy 

Drug-addicted overated bump machine who cost himself his job at WWE, his sloppy ring skills are not helpled by his constant drug use and constant risk-taking that break his body down every minute.

He is still adored by certain female virgins who will get laid and will never wake up to see the person needs help, his brother, Matt Hardy, still remains with the WWE, because he does'nt take drugs, and because he can actually WRESTLE.
TLC matches, when Jeff was excellent.
Jeff Hardy by David Griffin February 9, 2005

Jeff Gordon 

The act of defecating in a urinal. Done either for malicious or humorous purposes.
Friend 1: Man, i hate that hotel. I wish there was something i could do to get back at them for their poor service.
Friend 2: You could always shit in their urinals.
Friend 1: Oh yeah! I didn't even think about the Jeff Gordon! Thanks pal!
Jeff Gordon by George McClane July 14, 2010
hit, kicked, punched in the nuts.
That guy got jeff'd.
Do you want to get jeff'd?
jeff'd by Kirsten Baker June 26, 2008