Dad: "Dam son you face is fucked up."
Son: "Is it really that bad?"
Dad: "Yeah your face is Jawed up."
Son: "Is it really that bad?"
Dad: "Yeah your face is Jawed up."
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Seal the deal?! I gave her a rusty jaw harp for a solid 30 minutes. She busted hard.
Seal the deal?! I gave her a rusty jaw harp for a solid 30 minutes. She busted hard.
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