Iron Maiden

11 fully erect NFL players running full speed at you.

I got the Iron Maiden, now I can’t walk...

by The Chocolate Meat November 26, 2020

Ironing the flaps

Sucking on pussy lips so hard the wrinkles come out.

Met a girl at the bar and we went to her place and i was ironing the flaps for her.

by Rylund Guy August 7, 2020

Iron Maiden

A fake torture weapon supposedly used in the 1600s. It was a vertical coffin designed usually with a face, with spikes on the inside so that when you closed it, the victim would be impaled and bleed out slowly.

We shoved Ben into an Iron Maiden.

by SluggishDevil June 3, 2020

leg iron

Your significant other, usually referred to when married or have been together for a while.

How’s the old leg iron?
Aye she’s fettling well, bloody moaning cow

by Dogburster October 29, 2020

Iron Credit

(Or, Iron Creds)
Term used in fitness, weightlifting, powerlifting or other barbell sports.

To be given respect for knowledge in barbell sport and relating sciences when an individual demonstrated achievement of developing excellence in said sport themselves.

No dude, I would not listen to her, she only just started personal training people and has no iron credit.

He is proper knowledgeable, not to mention his iron credit, 'reckon if you train with him you'll be riding that gain train!

by SumoIsCheating February 21, 2018

iron road

Synonym for railways, call so because tracks used to be made from irons

Trains run on iron roads

Iron roads are fun

Iron roads aren’t always made from iron

by I ❤️ baguette 🥖 September 12, 2021

iron brain

someone who's brain is compromised entirely of iron; someone who is incredibly stupid

Jack: I saw him dive into the waters which were infested with crocodiles.
Ariana: He has an iron brain

by InaudibleJet July 31, 2021