'Lemme pet your squirrel' is meant to say to someone who has an attractive moustache, and you just want to touch it. Preferably, pet it. Also, it is as bushy or curly as a squirrel's tail.
by glizzydilf July 13, 2015
by snorlax7 March 20, 2009
A euphemistic way of describing an intense and passionate sexual encounter; a sexual encounter that usually begins with gentle touching, kissing, and petting, but quickly evolves to a lustful ripping off of clothing and a passionate, rough foreplay session that is followed by some of the best sex ever.
by theinitiator March 21, 2009
having the fetish in which a person likes to be pet on neck and scratch there. Also moving in a chicken like a manner.
by vividtears November 18, 2018
slang term for suck my dick, or play with my cat. only used by Special Blend (the band) and it is copywritten as our trademark
by mike March 17, 2003
by thesythmyth March 07, 2018