man cave

slang. Refers to the anus of a gay or straight man.

Hey Phil, come here and let me put this in your man cave!

by louis February 21, 2005

Cave monkey

Somone who's just so hairy that they look like a monkey that's just been growing more hair and nothing else

Steven-yo Vinniewhere's my 5 bucks?

Vinnie-Ah shut up ya goddamn cave monkey!

by Vinnie5o January 10, 2012

Man Cave

A place where faggots go to find solitude. Usually decorated in a sports theme with other supposed manly items.

Homo: Hey Jeff you won't believe what I just bought for my man cave.

Jeff: Get the fuck away from me faggot.

by beerbarbq August 10, 2009

Kodiak in the cave

The last loud fart right before you need to leave the room to drop a deuce.

Bob: Dude, I think you just shit your pants
Dan: Nope, that was the Kodiak in the cave, and he is growling to get out.

by Dannnn August 27, 2007

The Fat Cave

An internet radio show hosted by The Fat man and Ninja

Dude i just heard this wicked show on the internet called "the fat cave" and this guy fat man had his penis and robert goulet aruging it was the funniest thing i've heard

by simpletom January 13, 2012

fill a cave

To fill a cave is to have a big steamy shit, about the size of a bag of sugar! The name comes from the time two marine explorers in greece came among a cave whilst swimming. The decided to try and venture in only to find a huge steamy shit in the cave.

person 1: Your boppin like a break dancer whats wrong man?
person 2: Aw man i need to fill a cave desperatly and there is no toilet

by Meechan September 26, 2006

bats in the cave

Bits of cocaine stuck to one's nose hairs.

Dude, I gotta check the mirror for bats in the cave before we go to the club.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003