When you have so much pent up sexual tension from lack of training the purple-headed warrior that you go kablam and sex up a hapless stuffed animal and/or glove.
by WhoaTimesTwo April 13, 2004
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by kbabe342 May 18, 2007
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(Lily): Wow, that guys pretty cute...
(Sara): Yea, but I wouldn't lay a hand on him.
(Lily): Why??
(Sara): Because he is a know Heather Humper.
(Lily): Yuck. Nevermind, I don't feel like catching an STD.
(Sara): Yea, but I wouldn't lay a hand on him.
(Lily): Why??
(Sara): Because he is a know Heather Humper.
(Lily): Yuck. Nevermind, I don't feel like catching an STD.
by yay4meeh October 17, 2008
Get the Heather Humper mug.A day for a good old fashioned dry hump. Lie on top of someone, anyone will do, and rub against them suggestively. Moan a lot. Make promises you don't mean. Lie. Do this in your office or in an elevator. What the hell. Then go and change your underwear.
I did the hump on hump day.
I humped old Humphrey on hump day.
Mike humped Louise about 30 years ago and always regretted it.
I humped old Humphrey on hump day.
Mike humped Louise about 30 years ago and always regretted it.
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