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Hungarian eyepatch

A torture method used by Austro-Hungarians to interrigate enemy soldiers or prisoners. First they will gauge out the eyes, and have the fatest and most constipated man in the town, and have him take a vicious, rabid shit in the victim's eye sockets. Then somone will stik there thumbs in the eye sockets and add intense presure to the fececs to project them to his brain.
Hey dude, that guy wants to do a Hungarian eyepatch to his girlfriend.
by wifflewaffer December 1, 2011
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hung like a bull gerbil

It is simply the opposite of being hung like a gerbil. A man with small genitals. But if he says it about himself he is a confident man who hits the G-spot everytime.
by thefunnybrothers November 4, 2013
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hungarian howitzer

When a person is walking around and they are desperately holding in a big shit, eventually it shoots out, ripping the pants open in the process, and it flies through the atmosphere, around the Earth, and right onto a blind russian man's dick.
Madison was holding in her shit so long waiting in line for the bathroom, that she did a hungarian howitzer and freaked everyone out.
by Chootrain470 May 11, 2016
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HƯng

Random people who looking at this:Who make this definition ?
Myself in disguise:It's Hưng you dumass
by notOhm February 12, 2019
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Hinging

something that is absolutely beyond skanky with a large portion of diddyishness, plumbs and numpt's.
Kins and Kinsy have just cleaned there room. Kins finds a plate serving 2 week old, unfinished beans and scrambled egg on toast. Kinsy exclaims "ewww thats hinging" declaring her sheer disgust in the cusine
by Kins&Kinsy du du du du May 27, 2009
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hungarian helicopter

The act of eating ones vag whilst twirling them around in a clockwise or counter-clock wise motion, according to the hungarian ritual developed in the 1600's to ward off demons. The dominant partner must make sure to have a firm grasp on the upper thigh of the orally pleasured partner. Suggested to take place in a well open area for maximum revolutions per minute.
Alisha: 'Honey, im still dizzy from that "hungarian helicopter" you gave me last night.'

Tommy: "Shut it bitch. Now give me tater mitts!"
by Deepthroat111 May 30, 2010
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Hungarian City Slicker

The act of farting into a females vagina while having intercourse
Man, I had to fart so bad while doing her last night, i just turned around, lined up, and gave her the ol' Hungarian City Slicker
by keithvlad2002 November 28, 2010
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