Hooked up

When you mix a drink with alcohol.

Is that pepsi "Hooked up" ?

Yes man with Captain Morgan.

by Asian Invasian May 7, 2011

hook job

An everyday loose woman. That is to say, not a professional prostitute. A woman who has slept with more than one male in your circle of friends and still hangs around.

Jane slept with John last night? She slept with Joe last week! What a fucking hook job!

by Dizz Dawg November 23, 2007

off the hook

To avoid an unwanted situation.

You saved mah cuz today, esse...For that, you OFF THE HOOK an I wont kill u.

by Joshiro007 February 19, 2003

hooking up

“Hooking up” is a candy coated way of saying were going to fuck. It has been adopted by today`s preppy pop culture in an effort to “candy coat”, glamorize, and make “casual fucking” more acceptable. This same preppy pop culture is notorious for abusing the word “like” and can be found in any Hollister, American Eagle, Abercrombie and Fitch, Express, Armani Exchange ect. etc.

Preppy fake pop culture chick - “Yesterday like me and Jason like were almost “hooking up” in the dressing room at like hollister.”

Real Person - “Hey stupid why don’t you just call it what it is FUCKING, get the hell away from me!”

by Live the Lie December 28, 2005

baiting hooks

The defintion is holding hands. Typically occuring while watching little house on the prarie...

LL's...Im baitin your hooks. baiting hooks

by Cavin May 4, 2006

captain hook

someone with a crooked penis. a penis that looks like captain hook's hook. it can bend to either the east, or the west. occasionally caused by running into poles or other hard objects with a hard-on.

"hey mike i thought you were cool until i found out you were a captain hook"

by erik lesley May 24, 2009

evil hook

Awesome curveball

Barry Zito has an evil hook.

by Big2933 June 11, 2006