hat rant

Letting your frustrations out by videotaping a rant wearing different novelty hats.

Barron Stringfellow coined the phrase “Hat Rant” during the 2020 Covid-19 Pandemic.

I was so frustrated with the situation, I had to do a hat rant!

by Mr. Ropeman July 21, 2020

mad-hatted

When the condensation from your pint glass causes the coaster to stick to the bottom when you pick it up, making it look like the Mad Hatter's hat.

Dude, your beer is mad-hatted.

by looneybinproductions July 18, 2010

Jewish hat

After performing sexual intercourse with a female. The male removes the latex condom and pulls it over the top of his head like a yamaka. With the used rubber on his head he is performing the act of wearing a Jewish hat.

“After fucking the shit out of my girlfriend last night. I put on a Jewish hat as my crown of sexual victory”

by U_Luv_Boobs July 31, 2020

Dirty hat

The usage of a previously used condom by either unrolling and flipping it right side out or putting it on inside out.

I'm out of condoms.... gonna have to dirty hat this bitch.

by Anight March 15, 2020

Hat Squader

An elderly male who wears a hat when going out in public. An elderly females who wears a guazy scarf over her head. The headwear is not removed in the automobile and is clearly visible while tailgating because you're already at least 10 miles below the federally mandated speed limit. Often times the visible hat is the only clue the said slow vehicle is actually occupied, and may be accompanied by white knuckles at approximately ear level.

I could've been here 20 minutes ago, but I got stuck behind some hatsquader doing 30 in a 55...and I couldn't pass!

by SnarkyRedhead February 20, 2005

cat in the hat

well it's just a cat in a hat nothing else I mean what did you expect

come on its just a cat in the hat

by not dr.seuss April 20, 2022

Happy hat

Yes, this is in fact a hat that when worn, will guarantee eternal happiness. It works psychologically, neurochemically, sexually, nutritionally, and through various other crucial mechanisms that typically help those (especially those who believe in the BKfitvalueslifestyle-branded @bossyhole) happiness. As long as you believe it is one, any type of hat can be considered a happy hat, so you don't need to buy one. After all, money doesn't give you happiness. Happy hats do.

Hi everyone. My name is BK, and this is my happy hat. When I wear it, I feel happy.

by bkap314 January 14, 2021